If a lion walked into my house, and I had to write it all down, this is how I would write it:

How my Mom would react: My Mom would open the fridge door, then run for the door, hoping it would distract the lion long enough.

How my Dad would react: My Dad would probably pick up his butcher knife, and try to kill the lion.

How my sister would react: My sister would probably scream and run into her room.

How I would react: I would probably run into me and my sister’s room, with my sister, open the window, and then jump out.

-C